February 2012
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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ashleylieu:
The thing is…. I can’t control what anyone says about me. The thing is…. What you say about me is a test of your character and does not define mine.
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Well, went to the hospital. Got to ride around the halls in the hospital bed. Got my first IV. I’m looking like a junkie from all the times they stuck me with the IV cuz my veins are too little. The lady in the room next to mine told her nurse she was seeing opossums. Had some tests done. Thought I was going to have to get my appendix removed. Thankfully, it was only a bad UTI. I got some...
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nightowlpost:
Arms of a Thief - Iron &...
“I have a problem when people say something’s real or not real, or normal or...”
– Tim Burton (via autumnlungs)
Turns out, I have a real bad kidney infection. Mom gave me this pill that looked like a brown m&m and it’s supposed to flush out your kidneys or something.. It turned my pee tangerine orange. Just thought I’d gross everyone out before I hit the sack early. Goodnight.
